Here's where you'll find the best of the fun and frivolous in the internet, you know, the sort of thing you get sent by email, only with all the rude stuff filtered out. Just good, clean and mostly useless fun — we hope it brings a smile to your face, puts a spring in your step and brings some joy into your world, but not necessarily in that order.

Please note the opinions expressed in this content are by no means representative of the opinions of Lionheart and that similarities with other persons either alive or dead are entirely coincidental, blah, blah, blah. Oh, and don't try these things at home, unless you have the permission of the person who pays your phone bill or your next door neighbour, but definitely don't tell your Mum.

Film: Nacho Libre
Band: The Killers
Artist: Carsten Höller
Meal: Fish and chips
Veg: Red cabbage
Fruit: Cherimoya
Track: "Over and over" - Hot Chip
Celebrity: Richard Hammond
Government policy: The Music Manifesto - the campaign for improvement in music education
Phrase: "Eat your fudge..."
Phone: Red Moto SLVR
Book: Margrave Of the Marshes - John Peel
TV: That Mitchell and Webb Look
Chocolate bar: Bitter Coffee Lindt
Car: Rover 400
Clothes label: Full Circle
Hobby: Skydiving
Exercise: Power Pilates
Social outing: Pub chair, fireside, pint of Guiness
Babe: Saxophonist from The Zutons
Bloke: James Franco (Tristan and Isolde)
Mode of transport: Tandem
Sports person: David Walliams
Achievement: Clean sheet on table football
Pet: none