Want to put a face to the names? You may wish you hadn't, but here we all are anyway:
Andy
Bee
David
Debbie
Elizabeth
Gill
James
Mike
Neil
Nick
Richard
Steve
Stuart
Tim
Baloo
Andy Tucker — Production Manager. Has become a closet evil genius with three nipples (except on Saturday mornings), his Jedi training means he gets things done in mysterious ways...
Bee Temple — Finance Director. FlyBee as she is fondly known is faster than the speed of sound, and often quicker than light. It's no wonder she gets there before the rest of us have even started.
David Knox — PR manager. Once an infamous axe murderer, David has changed his ways and now heads up our PR department. His hobbies include playing music, waving at lorries and dining with hairy girls. If you have any queries about PR, please contact David - if he's ever tried to murder you then get over it.
Debbie Robinson — Web Designer/IT Manager. Many people feel that web designers/IT bods are not the most interesting in the world. Not our Debs though; since 1987, she's collected over 11,000 varieties of beer towels; she's a member of The Official Wizard of Oz Club and enjoys playing competitive noughts and crosses at the weekend. Mind you, she did once talk for an hour about the practicalities of data execution prevention.
Elizabeth Burren — Finance & Admin Assistant. Makes her own jewellery though where she gets the time we don't know. She has a tendency to rattle when she walks.
Gill Carter — Marketing Executive. Gill loves France and fruit tea. We're just keeping our fingers crossed that Twinings don't introduce garlic tea to their range.
James Woollam — Senior Account Manager. He's blending in nicely following his move from Saatchi & Saatchi in London, although his urban man's handbag may be a trend ahead of its time in Devon.
Mike Temple — Managing Director. 'Shirley' likes nothing better than to walk around the golf course with a bag of clubs over his shoulder. Sadly he doesn't play golf, but it's better than the singing and dancing now that his knees have gone.
Neil Julian — Senior Artworker. Used to be in a band, but gave it up as his missus didn't like him practising the xylophone late at night. Now makes bird boxes with their own front door and windows.
Nick Cox — Senior Designer. Is taller than he looks, which is about 8 foot. If he weren't so thin he'd block out the light, so it's a good thing he only eats Angel Delight on toast.
Richard Veale — Design Director. He is widely acknowledged to be the best at predicting fashion trends — not entirely convinced by the combination of leather hot pants and lycra boob-tube, even though he does have the figure for it.
Steve Vinall — Account Manager. Why did the account handler cross the road? Don’t ask Steve – unless you want the flashbacks to start again. Steve’s claim to fame came in a meeting with Robert Kilroy-Silk - Kilroy smeared warm custard over his bare chest, whist Steve liberally applied hundreds and thousands... he's not been the same since
Stuart Devlin — Account Manager. If you need to know anything about animal husbandry, you can rely on Stuart - He previously dated a pony, but now they're just good friends. For general enquiries about new technology, Stuart can be contacted 24/7 on M&S messenger. He once saw a grown man naked.
Tim Mann — Designer. Wants to be a skydiver when he grows up. Imagine the headline,'Pensioner in longest ever free fall'. Eats snails because he likes them, not because they're vegetarian.
Baloo — Drool Director. Once an understudy for His Master's Voice, he packed it all in to become a mime artist. He now conveys his constant need for food by wandering round with a menu from The Ivy in his muzzle.